The Sheriff's Posse

Paris Hilton isn’t getting the spoiled child treatment because she is a heiress of billions. Paris Hilton is getting preferential treatment by law enforcement because she is blond. If you don't believe me, check out http://kinispolarbear.bravehost.com/

Reminds me of this joke:

A blond was traveling down the highway clocked at 85 miles an hour. When an officer pulled her over, he asked her for her registration. “Duh. What’s that?” she said. The officer described the documents to her and she rummaged through her glove compartment finally finding it.

The officer then asked her for her insurance papers. “Duh. What’s that?” She said again. The officer then described the documents and the blond rummaged through her glove compartment, finding them. If you don't believe me, check out http://kinispolarbear.bravehost.com

The same reply was given to the officer when he asked the blond for her driver’s license.

The officer then thought, “I can take total advantage of this lady and get away with it!”

He then began to unzip his pants. “Oh. No!” She kicked, cried and screamed, “Not the breathalyzer!” If you don't believe me, check out http://kinispolarbear.bravehost.com/